Total Medals Earned: 248 (From 64 different games.) Total Medal Score: 4,910 Points
Medals Earned: 3/9 (25/360 points)
Your very first bronze!
Your very first gold!
Your very first silver!
Complete day area!
Complete sunset area!
Collect all bronzes!
Complete night area!
Collect all golds!
Collect all silvers!
Medals Earned: 3/10 (80/465 points)
Touch a stink bug.
Score between 130k and 170k
Complete the night levels.
Complete a level with a score lower than 130k.
Use up all of your pollen.
Complete the daytime levels.
Score between 170k and 190k
Score between 190k and 210k
Score over 210k
Complete a level set without touching any stinkbugs.
Medals Earned: 2/16 (15/490 points)
Perform a Danger Bonus!
Wake up the Guard!
Blow up a bomb with a rotten cake!
Perform an Accuracy Bonus!
Buy the Cake Rescue Power Up.
Buy the Life Rescue Power Up.
Buy the Time Slowdown Power Up.
Buy the Time Rescue Power Up.
Earn an Overall of 10 000 Coins!
Eat 75 Cakes in a row.
Capture 10 Birds in a Single Round.
Reach 30 Bonus Multiplier.
Gather 8 Pickups in a Single Round.
Stack 130 Cakes in a Single Round.
Score 150 000 points.
Find the strange flying object located high above the stars!
Medals Earned: 1/4 (5/105 points)
Score under 400 on the Squiggleville MicroTrial.
Score under 280 on the Squiggleville MicroTrial.
Beat the sciencey challenge room.
Destroy all expectations and get over a million points!
Medals Earned: 8/18 (135/385 points)
Disco inferno
Fail at typing
See you next FALL!
You found some poo!
Fall out of the car.
Based on a true story.
Beat the game in 2 minutes or less. (Normal ending only)
Get to the party!
What a nutty way to die!
Wrong game, jackass!
Well, at least now you fit into
Just like in every other text based game EVER!
What a SHOCKING experience!
Just say NO !
Get all the medals involing poop. You sick freak!
Find all 3 good endings.
Lose in every way possible.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 11/21 (225/825 points)
first Kill
Jump on 10 enemies
I can double jump
jump on a wall 20 times
touch the sky
Jump on 50 enemies
Collect 1000 skulls
Find the hidden button
Jump on 100 enemies
play for an hour
Kill 200 Goo-..Flying things..
Fiery Combo of 10
Kill 20 Spikes in one game
Collect 5000 skulls
Evolve to final level
Kill every big enemy
Kill every small enemy
reach space
play for 3 hours
Kill every enemy
Medals Earned: 3/18 (20/500 points)
Make Gretel walk for the first time.
Obtain the slingshot
Get the clock
Shoot mom in the face
Get Bee Death
Get Spider Death
Get Dad Carriage Death
Take 200 shots with the slingshot
Get Axe Death
Kill Hansel
Get Rabbit Death
Get Crow Death
Trap the squirrel
Get Fire Death
Solve clock puzzle
Get all 10 stones
Drop all ten stones
Get all 10 deaths
Medals Earned: 1/13 (10/550 points)
Bypass a cop by moving over him
Read through all of the intro and instructions text
Destroy 100 tombstones
Destroy 10 dropping needles or scalpels
collect 3 roofies in a single level
Destroy 5 of the fastest respawned centipedes in a single level
Destroy 20 tombstones altered by cop cars
Stop a cop car before it makes contact with a tombstone
Achieve 50,000 points
Destroy 10 cops for their maximum 900 point value
Achieve 100,000 points
Medals Earned: 3/14 (20/505 points)
Commit suicide 15 times
Die 50 times
Die 100 times
Die 200 times
You could have white teeth by now
Die 500 times
Die 1000 times, put down your keyboard and go outside
2 hours of gameplay
Finish under 30 minutes, but I guess you're used to that
you're glitching the game, aren't you? Right? RIGHT!?
Medals Earned: 1/9 (5/80 points)
Pickup treasure from behind an obstacle
Knock the boulder back 5 times in one game
Collect exactly 69 gems in one game
Collect 10 tanks in one game
Collect 100 gems in one game
Collect 200 gems in one game